"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
"i dont like you"
"your rooms a mess"
"you failed the test"
"i hate that type of music"
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on