play animal crossing every day for three weeks. miss one day. don’t play animal crossing again for five months.
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA