Working on fixing myself up: more to be added at a later date.Tumblr (3.0; @fetalkitty)http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e1fd33b5f13d947ff1a1bf965755615/tumblr_mkt510nIdC1rxk12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/50075159795http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/50075159795Thu, 09 May 2013 23:52:20 -0700<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/fetalkitty/50075151788/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50075151788" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://elizabethsrsly.tumblr.com/post/45463009418/a-queen-loses-her-crown-when-she-loses-her" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">elizabethsrsly</a>:</p> <blockquote>“A queen loses her crown when she loses her virginity. And a queen becomes the bitch when she likes it.” <p> This is everything. </p></blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/50075151788http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/50075151788Thu, 09 May 2013 23:52:05 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://msjewbooty.tumblr.com/post/45383381889/when-i-was-in-5th-grade-a-boy-liked-me-but-i" target="_blank">msjewbooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when i was in 5th grade a boy liked me but i thought he was annoying, so on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and  i said no and i had to think of an excuse so i started hugging a tree and i told him the tree was my boyfriend, then later i saw him kicking the tree and i felt kinda bad</p> </blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/50075049806http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/50075049806Thu, 09 May 2013 23:49:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzda70mxH81rnbuemo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-cumberbatch-of-cookies.tumblr.com/post/49893275124/teabeforewar-and-now-that-valentines-day-is" target="_blank">a-cumberbatch-of-cookies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teabeforewar.tumblr.com/post/17660886262/and-now-that-valentines-day-is-over-heres-some" target="_blank">teabeforewar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And now that Valentine’s Day is over, here’s some gratuitous vampire nomming.</p> <p><em>For a kinkmeme <a href="http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/15638.html?thread=90890518#t90890518" target="_blank">prompt</a>: Vampire!Sherlock doesn’t bite John’s neck to get drink.  He spreads John’s legs and then bites the inside of his thigh </em></p> </blockquote> <p>GOD DAMN.</p> </blockquote> <p>G O O D B Y E</p>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49909482096http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49909482096Tue, 07 May 2013 20:33:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02679a8e6d9597a1c73442fcffc259aa/tumblr_mg3a63Kr0z1r4609mo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/95cd063e3c7d71124095db7636815f76/tumblr_mg3a63Kr0z1r4609mo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2aac5f42a1cb3e70804f4937476ab376/tumblr_mg3a63Kr0z1r4609mo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbf851b4187b966a8f54660b86a65a0f/tumblr_mg3a63Kr0z1r4609mo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fd1ea4c851600befbc9057a642d48a4/tumblr_mg3a63Kr0z1r4609mo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0f5f238f0e3fc978311ecb8a2f378bb/tumblr_mg3a63Kr0z1r4609mo6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5dad156044f153024b96f000958dc69d/tumblr_mg3a63Kr0z1r4609mo7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timeladyoftheimpala.tumblr.com/post/49858387294/passionateforthings-philliptunalunatique" target="_blank">timeladyoftheimpala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://passionateforthings.tumblr.com/post/39856977460/philliptunalunatique-begitalarcos-au-loki" target="_blank">passionateforthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://philliptunalunatique.tumblr.com/post/39708997698/begitalarcos-au-loki-gets-detention-for" target="_blank">philliptunalunatique</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://begitalarcos.tumblr.com/post/39640143024/au-loki-gets-detention-for-lipping-off-a" target="_blank">begitalarcos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>AU: Loki gets detention for lipping off a teacher,</p> <p>When he gets there he finds some familiar faces who have also gotten detention</p> </blockquote> <p>avengers breakfast club!au?? yes pLEASE</p> </blockquote> <p>I didn’t realize how much I wanted high school!Avengers until right now.</p> </blockquote> <p>someone message me if this comes into existence </p> </blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49906095131http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49906095131Tue, 07 May 2013 19:49:13 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9j7anRbKz1r3761so1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9j7anRbKz1r3761so2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49906033724http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49906033724Tue, 07 May 2013 19:48:27 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo12_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo11_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gerrybaboona.tumblr.com/post/49710690210" target="_blank">gerrybaboona</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PHOTOSET IN THE WORLD</p> </blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49905937183http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49905937183Tue, 07 May 2013 19:47:16 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d60d6efcd4ea686baf94331e4896013b/tumblr_mmdzh6QQuy1qb99yzo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b77be5cb4e87671d9cb566eb2064734a/tumblr_mmdzh6QQuy1qb99yzo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/800bac63f753ef1a00695a0377b750ec/tumblr_mmdzh6QQuy1qb99yzo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae3eb21da345e2c5ee0acb862ee52aad/tumblr_mmdzh6QQuy1qb99yzo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d305eaca068df8c714c5d1f702902ce9/tumblr_mmdzh6QQuy1qb99yzo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3776ff144abe464175c1e0916f91e4ea/tumblr_mmdzh6QQuy1qb99yzo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bb3ef288033ce478f36b2fe37e4272b/tumblr_mmdzh6QQuy1qb99yzo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc6361c5a128312642bce681ca5bd5bf/tumblr_mmdzh6QQuy1qb99yzo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e5e489b21a57f2e6f3c8b6ae93b500d/tumblr_mmdzh6QQuy1qb99yzo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29aa20a0bde70896e91d0c9b917f1d5b/tumblr_mmdzh6QQuy1qb99yzo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49905760312http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49905760312Tue, 07 May 2013 19:45:07 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dapperalpaca.tumblr.com/post/48159028636/gilmarpurrde-sarah-laughed-for-the-longest-time" target="_blank">dapperalpaca</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gilmarpurrde.tumblr.com/post/47409278532/sarah-laughed-for-the-longest-time-when-she-saw" target="_blank">gilmarpurrde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sarah laughed for the longest time when she saw that the horses in spirit had eyebrows</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a6ca6f0b652bfa3ba364a7237194fa20/tumblr_inline_mldi2gDTcX1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49905722569http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49905722569Tue, 07 May 2013 19:44:39 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/35656e70f59900d8615c3cbb64a38602/tumblr_mm963q01AU1r3nwdio9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/256a9a94079cf5ab580f7b6a4811b4a0/tumblr_mm963q01AU1r3nwdio5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b115df1780cb976caf57d7227969d3d6/tumblr_mm963q01AU1r3nwdio8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9436bf20dc5a188773dad4d40eb2eaa/tumblr_mm963q01AU1r3nwdio1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c142ed084b404e59e36c4fe4ba4e8ab/tumblr_mm963q01AU1r3nwdio2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b86ede3d5a75e01de333ee5fa3ec2fab/tumblr_mm963q01AU1r3nwdio3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d99e2600d7c2e8ded8e8131d4fce682a/tumblr_mm963q01AU1r3nwdio7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e1850a1c793a471f3f51b15d32da2e8/tumblr_mm963q01AU1r3nwdio6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2d1d9c2148b3fc37423e120c2982bd8/tumblr_mm963q01AU1r3nwdio4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Arthur Darvill in <em>The Nerdist</em> videos</p> </blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49904796700http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49904796700Tue, 07 May 2013 19:33:27 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb79977c8f882db92ca8898c5ce4298c/tumblr_mmewhzgSCm1r4se4io1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3cc28649917e3dbf89ccf85d218e1b2/tumblr_mmewhzgSCm1r4se4io2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d36827142d8b39df4d8bfdd35606550e/tumblr_mmewhzgSCm1r4se4io3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d32692554d700a9edeb7ab3c00b1515e/tumblr_mmewhzgSCm1r4se4io4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/537899feaff6eff281b4530ac288f066/tumblr_mmewhzgSCm1r4se4io5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/294fe93050f40e48d88b2fc1cef9e838/tumblr_mmewhzgSCm1r4se4io6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f32b17ab0066a7b28e3bb78eb6663484/tumblr_mmewhzgSCm1r4se4io7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1a2624560fbae6c5c769d3e12b3a3c0/tumblr_mmewhzgSCm1r4se4io8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/366b070cd8073441e44e714ec2f07dc5/tumblr_mmewhzgSCm1r4se4io9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dynamics-of-an-asteroid.tumblr.com/post/49835919586" target="_blank">dynamics-of-an-asteroid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Thank-you.</em></p> </blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49904768333http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49904768333Tue, 07 May 2013 19:33:07 -0700<p><a href="http://bowtotheunicorns.tumblr.com/post/49396633812/gendertier-gendertier-gendertier-i-just" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bowtotheunicorns</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gendertier.tumblr.com/post/49227589158" target="_blank">gendertier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gendertier.tumblr.com/post/49227089420" target="_blank">gendertier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gendertier.tumblr.com/post/49226264507" target="_blank">gendertier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE</p> <p>WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/42841ad83d4a8d4ddcfe26fa40ab2a65/tumblr_inline_mm1plkqigz1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>????????</p> </blockquote> <p>okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg</p> </blockquote> <p>Maybe the dog <em>is</em> your mom</p></blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49900692461http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49900692461Tue, 07 May 2013 18:45:06 -0700<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/fetalkitty/49900662337/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_49900662337" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://majincrew.tumblr.com/post/45954107160" target="_blank">majincrew</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xieraxiera.tumblr.com/post/45953896500/how-is-this-happening" target="_blank">xieraxiera</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how is this happening</p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT IS HE DOING</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p></p>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49900662337http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49900662337Tue, 07 May 2013 18:44:45 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://googlyeyedpyro.tumblr.com/post/49882483339/today-i-learned-you-can-report-people-for-posting" target="_blank">googlyeyedpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>today i learned you can report people for posting memes on facebook</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/38beb45aed2b2d4e2d5a7affdd1bc46b/tumblr_inline_mmg7jmmI4N1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49900367481http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49900367481Tue, 07 May 2013 18:41:20 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matv79pHA51qge05wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daisyville.tumblr.com/post/40571045035/slowlydisappear-davidtennantspants" target="_blank">daisyville</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slowlydisappear.tumblr.com/post/37983493450/davidtennantspants-teslas-stache" target="_blank">slowlydisappear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://davidtennantspants.tumblr.com/post/32428392391/teslas-stache-uncannedunicornmeat" target="_blank">davidtennantspants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teslas-stache.tumblr.com/post/32388030752/uncannedunicornmeat-liesbasedonlust-i-want" target="_blank">teslas-stache</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://uncannedunicornmeat.tumblr.com/post/32383910145" target="_blank">uncannedunicornmeat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liesbasedonlust.tumblr.com/post/32327976911" target="_blank">liesbasedonlust</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I want this at my wedding.</p> </blockquote> <p>This sounds threatening.</p> <ul><li><strong>Two families enter.</strong></li> <li><strong>One family leaves.<br/></strong></li> </ul></blockquote> <p>The Wedding Games</p> </blockquote> <p>May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49900216033http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49900216033Tue, 07 May 2013 18:39:36 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lio3xwWcXS1qisqjpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lio3xwWcXS1qisqjpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Yuki Aoyama</p> </blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49899806463http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49899806463Tue, 07 May 2013 18:34:50 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mca10ySgRg1qmbg8bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idonthaveanameformytumblr.tumblr.com/post/49792923208" target="_blank">idonthaveanameformytumblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>because a cats the only cat, who knooows where it’s at</p> </blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49899683762http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49899683762Tue, 07 May 2013 18:33:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2c1l6hXT1qmbg8bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49899676011http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49899676011Tue, 07 May 2013 18:33:17 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cf2db6c79c3ded10db29df585f56d95/tumblr_mm5kn7WrLy1ql5vsfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://a-cumberbatch-of-cookies.tumblr.com/post/49892916200/ka-star-punkiraq-acousticlushness-today" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">a-cumberbatch-of-cookies</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ka-star.tumblr.com/post/49883861386/punkiraq-acousticlushness-today-at-work-i" target="_blank">ka-star</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://punkiraq.tumblr.com/post/49818165285/acousticlushness-today-at-work-i-wore-this" target="_blank">punkiraq</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acousticlushness.tumblr.com/post/49416185359/today-at-work-i-wore-this-pretty-form-fitting" target="_blank">acousticlushness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Today at work, I wore this pretty form-fitting outfit because well… because I can. And a woman, probably in her mid to late 30s asks me… “Can I ask you a question without purposely trying to offend you?” Of course I said she could and then she asks me… “Do you feel comfortable in what you’re wearing?” and I kind of confusedly answered that I did feel comfortable in what I was wearing. She then asked “Even though it’s extremely… form-fitting?” And I said “Especially because it’s form fitting.” She then told me that she thought I looked beautiful but asked how I was so comfortable, as a full-figured woman, wearing something tight. And I simply answered “Because I love my body. I love my shape. I love who I am. It took me a long time to be okay with what kind of body I have but now I love it and if I choose to change it, I can. If I don’t choose to, then I won’t. Sure, I have things I don’t like about myself but overall I can’t say I’m disappointed in the way I look or feel in the clothes I choose to wear.”</span></p> <p><span>She then called me her “She-Hero” and bought an outfit just like the one I was wearing.</span></p> <p><span>This is why I love my job.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>THAT WAS NOT THE ENDING I WAS EXPECTING A+</p> </blockquote> <p>All the wins, right here!</p> </blockquote> <p>Where do you work so I can buy all the things?</p></blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49899639537http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49899639537Tue, 07 May 2013 18:32:51 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/815d596d2eb6bf54e4834f7bcf54f05f/tumblr_ml77qf8pPO1qbnhuno1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93dc14658f66841d4d8847b3858cbba0/tumblr_ml77qf8pPO1qbnhuno2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8a379c73e85f61c1f1bd301281ebf5e/tumblr_ml77qf8pPO1qbnhuno3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/272605fe75622e0bf4b7a616506fd8fa/tumblr_ml77qf8pPO1qbnhuno4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a6f251d0a0a88b7689cd33ae9046db0/tumblr_ml77qf8pPO1qbnhuno5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a41e05ead8b145f87f50d1b50a8263f2/tumblr_ml77qf8pPO1qbnhuno6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Sam Winchester <em>+ sex</em></p> </blockquote>http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49899499178http://fetalkitty.tumblr.com/post/49899499178Tue, 07 May 2013 18:31:10 -0700